that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
I understand Curling. That high.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
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