You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
Randomize
