yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
I need a burrito and a hug.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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