Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
Randomize
