i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
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