Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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