Joe is yelling at the trees again.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
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