But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
Randomize
