Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
How naked do you want me to be?
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
Randomize
