Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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