So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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