she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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