Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
Randomize
