Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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