OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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