Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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