Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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