is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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