I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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