so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
Randomize
