i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
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