Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
she was so hammered she started drinking dishwasher detergent
I dont know whats funnier - that, or that we learned that poison control is closed at 2 AM
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
The following message is brought to you by IMSOFUCKINGSORRY. Dude I'm really sorry I got you arrested last night. You are allowed to choose a repayment plan from the following options: Money, weed, or a single kick to the balls any time within the next calender months. Repayment outside of the aforementioned options can be negotiated and considered within reason.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
And then the night went full on bisexual.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
Randomize
