We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
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