i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
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