Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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