On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
He just randomly started talking about Haiti and Conan O'Brien and his grandpa's hip replacement operation. It was the worst phone sex I've ever had.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
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