I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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