You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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