Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
drunk at some random house party. come get me. i thought i pulled my dick out to go piss... it was my left nut. im soaked.
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
Randomize
