I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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