This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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