I swear she didn't look like that last week.
i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
Randomize
