please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
If that was your dad, he is hot
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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