I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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