She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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