I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
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