bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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