I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
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