Dual....:-)
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
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