Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
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