No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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