I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
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