So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
tell me about the fingering
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