This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
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