My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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