god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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