For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
Such a big mess for such a small penis
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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