Its about making memories worth repressing
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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