i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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