Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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