how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
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