My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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