You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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