she kept yelling 'call me bella'
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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