I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
Randomize
