Me too!
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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