This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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