so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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