just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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