Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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