You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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