508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
I just gift wrapped bread.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
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